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can firebenders bend hot people
18k notes and i still havent got a simple “yes/no” i fucking hate this website
yes
I WANT THIS ON A SHIRT
The Netherlands are stupid but at least we have an entire neighborhood named after Tolkien’s characters.
/brb going to Erebor
IS THIS FOR FUCKING REAL I LIVE IN HOLLAND HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS. BRB CONVINCING MY PARENTS TO MOVE TO EREBOR
I’ve checked maps - it’s for real [x]
christ what, ahaha definitely going to visit a friend there sometimes and .. check things ;)
is this real life, is this just fantasy?
Yup this is true! My uncle and aunt used to live in the Palantir but moved to the Aragorn a few years ago.
I didn’t even know! Teuntje, let’s move there. I wanna live in Thorin. If you know what I mean.
What if everyone who lives on Ori street knits
Lotr
I know where I’m moving to

THERE’S SO MUCH GOD DAMN SPINACH in this shit even Popeye can’t hate. Yeah spinach makes you swoll as fuck, we know that. But did you know just one cup of spinach is over 300% of your daily recommended Vitamin A? Sweet fuck. You worried about acne? Wrinkles? Any other skin shit? Spinach to the mother fucking rescue. That shit keeps your skin looking so fresh and so clean, not to mention helping to prevent skin cancer. Spinach has these plant-based compounds called “flavonoids” that not only repair damaged skin but also fight multiple types of cancer. Everybody knows I ain’t even fucking playing when it comes to dick cancer, I gotta have my shit in tact.
IF YOU SMOKE cigarettes (tumblr crew I’m looking at you), DO NOT take any Vitamin A or beta carotene supplements. Studies have shown that combining those supplements with tobacco drastically increases your risk for lung cancer. But then again, smoking drastically increases your risk for lung cancer. So quit that shit.
You want to make this shit at home and tell Jamba Juice they can go fuck themselves by not paying for their high calorie sugary shit? Recipe below for a Thug Kitchen Original:
SPINACH COOLER
Ectoplasm free and Dr. Venkman approved
- 2 handfuls of spinach (about 2 cups)
- 2 frozen bananas
- 1 cup chopped and skinned cucumber
- 4 medium chunks of pineapple
- 1 cup coconut water or tap
- 1/4 cup orange juice
- 1 tablespoon flax oil (optional)
- 6-8 mint leaves (optional, but I dig that shit)
- yields ~20 ounces
Toss that shit in a blender and zap it. If you prefer it a little sweeter, add some more pineapple to that shit. DRINK UP, CHAMP.
Seriously though, fuck Jamba Juice. Only they could make smoothies as unhealthy as McDonald’s made oatmeal.
holy shit i just made this and it’s fucking delicious i can feel my taste buds crying from how fucking happy they are
Keng Lye - Alive without Breath (2013) - Hyperrealistic sea animals created using acrylics and epoxy resin, layer by layer
this is my favorite goofy pun ever, I have told it at least five times
I don’t care, fuck you
okay ready
as you all know, saint patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. he ate an ascetic’s diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath.
all of this made him
a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
oh my god
I have to do one of my last two papers for tomorrow but all I can do is think about 999 and ACen ;_;